In the house of Otaru, the 3 marionettes are at it again. (what, you may ask)
THAT’S RIGHT! THEY ARE HAVING A FIGHT OVER OTARU!!!!!! (The horns sound! The bell just rung!)
As they are fighting, their neighbours are betting on who will win. Senmai fiercely pledges loyalty to Bloodberry. The other neighbours, on the other hand, is having a brawl over who will win. It’s a chaotic situation inside as well as outside.
"Bloodberry lovely! It's definitely her!"
"Well I think Lime is going to win this time!"
"No way! Cherry sama rulez!"
"Bloodberry…" "Cherry!" "Lime!"
Meanwhile, helpless at the situation that is going on. All Otaru can do is stand at the corner and prays that all the nonsense will stop soon.
Well, but how did all these start, you might be interested to ask. Well, it happened as below:
On this wonderful day in summer, Bloodberry, feeling extremely warm, decided to appear for breakfast in an extremely revealing bikini. As she walked downstairs, doing a slow stretch, her hands bent down to touch her beautiful sexy legs right up till her waist. Then, she spots Otaru eating already, in her low and sexy voice, she called, "
Otaru!"Well, it would have been all right if she only did that, but as luck would have it, Otaru’s nose started to bleed. Our unfortunate hero was dumbfounded at the spectacular sight and stopped in the middle of his eating, mouth open wide, blood gashing from his nose. This incurred the tremendous wrath of Cherry still preparing breakfast behind the counter, and raising her enormous chopper, she screamed,
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH! BLOODBERRY! Just what do you think you are doing!!!!!!!!!""
Well, The weather is so bad, isn't it? I really can't take the heat… don't you feel warm, Cherry dear?",Bloodberry replied lazily, bringing the sexiness of her voice to the full potential. A few neighbours, who have been peeking nearby, had awful nose bleeds as they fantasized a night of passion with Bloodberry. Suddenly, fixing her eyes upon Otaru, who is still in shock, she says ,"Otaru… … you're lucky today! I'm feeling good and virtuous… come, I shall feed you breakfast today." still stunned, Otaru accepts the food that she throws into his widely opened mouth.Fuming at the sight, Cherry screamed, waving the chopper madly in the air, "
Hey! That’s the food I prepared u used to feed Otaru sama! If you want to feed him, go prepare your own food! I’m not going to let you use such unorthodox methods to win Otaru sama! You cheat!!!!!!!!""
Hey hey! Stop this already… …" Otaru began, when he notices Lime working hard on using her chopsticks to pick up the beans on a plate. She finally grasps one with much difficulty and she smiled. She turned to Otaru, "Nee, Otaru, ahhh…"Not wanting the efforts of Lime to go to waste, Otaru happily opened his mouth and Lime threw the bean into his mouth, smiling after she's accomplished her job wonderfully. She shouted in joy.
"Yippee!! Otaru likes the food that I give him!"This immediately caused the heads of Bloodberry and Cherry to turn. Cherry screamed, shaking bloodberry wildly at the same time, "
OTARU SAMA!!!!!!! You're supposed to be fed by the person who prepared the food for you and that’s me! Grrrrrr……Lime! I didn't expect you to do that! Not from you!""
Yeah! We must fight it out!"Bloodberry's eyes narrowed and Cherry's eyes spoke fumes of anger. They both glared at Lime"
Oh no………"* * * * *
"
Hey! Stop this nonsense girls… …""
You sexpot, always using low down methods!" Pink eyes dart around, analysing a winning strategy."
What's wrong? You’re only saying that cos you lack the assets…" Shrewd red eyes narrow."
I must beat you for Otaru sama!! He must not fall your tricks anymore!" Cherry leaned forward."
I will not lose to you… …" Bloodberry leaned forward too. Crossfire begun. Sparks of electricity flew between the tiny space between their eyes as they stared at each other.(looking at each other) "
Grrrrrrrrrr………""
Hey! Why? What's happening?" Lime leaned forward and peered into their eyes, blue eyes opened large and blinked."
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT LETTING YOU OFF EITHER!!"
As the girls are fighting, Hanagata is at again. "
hee hee hee hee… … since those marionettes are fighting against each other. Now’s my best chance to take Otaru away from them. Otaru kun! For our happiness, let us away!!!!!!!!!" He whips out a mirror in one hand and a rose in the other. Looking at himself in the mirror, he valiantly says, "Ahh! Otaru kun! Prince Charming is here! I am saving you from the abyss of darkness!"Entering Otaru’s house via the hole between their houses, he creeps up Otaru and embraces him, saying,"
Otaru kun! I’ve been waiting for this chance! Lets escape from these evil marionettes while they are thrashing out at each other! This rose is the proof of our love!""
Arrgh! Hanagata! What are you doing here?!!!""
Otaru kun, for the sake of our future, lets do it!" saying, Hanagata attempts to drag Otaru away together with the help of his servants."
Arrggh!!!!!!!. Let go!" Otaru cries and struggles to break free.Meanwhile, in the midst of fighting, Bloodberry banged against the nose of Hanagata. Grasping hold of the opportunity, Otaru broke loose and with a mighty punch, he sent him flying into the air. The rose that Hanagata held went out of his grip and fell to the floor, hitting Senmai who is busy placing bets for Bloodberry outside the house.
After Otaru managed to struggle free, he turned to look at the Marionettes and was at a loss for words for a moment when he saw the state his house had become. 3 screaming women turning a house upside down is the correct image you'll get. Choppers flew everywhere, piles of clothes had numerous flights and the food on the table earlier on was not spared too. In the midst of their fight, a few mice and cockroaches, knowing that their homes would not be spared either, quickly scampers out to find a new home. Unable to take their nonsense any further, he released all his frustrations into a huge scream, "
ALL OF YOU STOP!!!!!"At that point of time, the pillars of the house having been kicked and attacked endlessly by Bloodberry, Cherry and Lime, was already weak and therefore with Otaru's scream, the whole house crumbled and the roof came crashing onto Otaru and Marionettes.
"
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!"_______________________________________________________
After a little while, the marionettes managed to climb out of the debris. Helping one another up, they realised that Otaru is nowhere to be found. Worried, they began to search amongst the debris, calling him at the same time.
"
Otaru!""
Otaru sama?""
Otaru where are you?"The neighbours around started to search too, and before long, they managed to find Otaru, who was in quite a bad shape as he was dazed. The only sentence that he managed to utter was, "
Oh, my poor house…"Touching Otaru and patting him gently on his forehead, Lime said, "
Poor Otaru…"Hearing that, Otaru could only mumble in exasperation, "
And whose fault is that?" before fainting again from shock."
Otaru…"-------------- Owari --------------
Author's word:
Thanks for all those who have endured the whole of this fic and come to the end of the whole thing to read my own comments!! Arigatou! well, a word to add: this was originally my very first fic but it sucked big time (like really big) so what i did was i erased the whole story and rewrote it using the same idea. My intention was to make it a funny fic. but if you don't find it funny, PLLLLLEASE DO NOT HESITATE to tell me! also, if you want, you can give me suggestions how to make it funnier so i will strive on to write funnier fics!! Special thanks to Gene Weiß who has read my fic and gave excellent suggestions how to further "funnify" it!! domo arigatou gozaimasu!" back to fanfic page